The southern states are nothing at all like we'd expected. Probably should have paid more attention in, well, geography for one because I have no idea which states are next to which. Even having been through them it still takes me a bit to remember. Or social studies or something that would have given me more an idea about what these places are like. Here's a list of our illusions and unexpected findings:
California
Expected: sun, warmth, sandy beaches, happy nice laid-back surfer dudes.
Delivered: cold, hillbillies, assholes, trailer trash and pimps
Utah
Expected: funky looking rocks
Delivered: awesome funky looking rocks, but the French Invasion
Arizona
Expected: sandy desert and seguros
Delivered: scrubby high desert, trees, but nice navajo people
Santa Fe, New Mexico
Expected: tacos
Delivered: awesomeness, but shitty tacos
Roswell, New Mexico
Expected: aliens
Delivered: disappointment
Texas
Expected: longhorns, horses, cowboys, prairies, pickup trucks
Delivered: trees, traffic accidents, pickup trucks with ballsacks (probably should have expected that one though)
San Antonio, Texas
Expected: nothing
Delivered: the beautiful Riverwalk, the Alamo
Louisiana
Expected: Cajun swamp land, a hurricane
Delivered: rapists and rainbows
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